Picture this: You stroll into what's supposed to be a fancy yacht club, ready to rub elbows with fellow elite yacht owners and flaunt your nautical prowess.
But lo and behold, what you encounter is a group of landlubbers pretending to be yacht enthusiasts!
You, being the experienced yacht owner that you are, instantly spot the impostors. These folks wouldn't know the bow from the stern if it slapped them in the face with a fish!
It's like they've never even stepped foot on a yacht, let alone owned one. Ah, the audacity!
And let's not forget about the bartenders. Bless their hearts, they might be lacking a few knots in their mental rigging. One moment, you're innocently sipping your mimosa, and the next, a bleach-soaked rag comes flying towards you like a rogue wave! Your pristine $50 shirt, which was meant to make its grand debut that same evening ends up playing an unexpected role as a bleach-soaked canvas.
So, my dear friends, it seems that this so-called “Yacht Club” is nothing more than an inflatable boat club. And after this unforgettable experience, I wouldn't blame you if you never set foot in that place again. After all, why waste your time with fake yacht owners and bartenders who are a few sails short of a full mast?
- Kim Karen Jensen
Food: 5
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 5
We like this little gem we discovered in the back of a strip mall. Very nice bartenders and friendly patrons. We felt welcome right away!! They’ve had free pool everything we’ve been there. My only complaint is it’s a smoking bar and there doesn’t seem to be a “smoke eater” and they keep the doors closed, so the smoke can be overwhelming =( it is Summertime, and we’re hoping when it cools down they’ll open the door up because that would greatly help!
Price per person
$10–20
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 4
