If you want to remember Herried Military Museum, come to this pizzeria first. Order nicely cooked pizza, fried chicken and pizza salads. Pizza Ranch guarantees you good ice cream. This place offers food delivery for the convenience of its clients. Many reviewers point out that the staff is friendly at this place. Enjoyable service is something visitors agree upon here. This spot offers you meals at attractive prices. The peaceful atmosphere gladdens people and attracts more guests. Google gives it 4.4 so you can choose this pizzeria to spend a good time here.
Oh, where do I begin with my latest culinary escapade at Pizza Ranch Luverne? Picture this: a cozy evening, a craving for something sweet, something spicy, and there I was, ordering their Sweet Chili Pizza, large-sized because go big or go home, right? The description promised a delightful drizzle of Sweet Chili Sauce over chicken, green peppers, red onions, and pineapple—a symphony of flavors. Or so I thought.
In a bold move, I tweaked my order to have a "light" drizzle of Sweet Chili Sauce, envisioning a delicate, subtle enhancement to my pizza. Alas, what arrived was not a pizza, but a Sweet Chili Sauce pool with a pizza floating somewhere beneath. My quest for a light drizzle turned into an epic tale of sauce and survival.
Armed with a stack of paper towels, I embarked on a rescue mission. Each blot brought me closer to the actual pizza, but also a step away from the Sweet Chili dream I had envisioned. It was a battle of wits and willpower, a test of my tolerance for sweet chili sauce, which, don't get me wrong, I adore—but not in quantities that threaten to obliterate my taste buds.
Let's talk viscosity. With a viscosity of 1054.0 ± 19.0 mPa.S, Sweet Chili Sauce is not your run-of-the-mill topping. It demands respect, a gentle hand, and an understanding of "light" that seems to have eluded the staff. It's an art, a science, a delicate dance of drizzling that was sadly missed in my pizza's preparation.
Now, I'm not unreasonable. I understand the allure of the Sweet Chili Sauce, its seductive spice, its sweet embrace. But when I say "light," I envision a pizza where the sauce complements, not drowns, the ingredients—a pizza where each bite is a harmonious blend of flavors, not a test of my sauce tolerance levels.
In conclusion, my adventure at Pizza Ranch Luverne was nothing short of a saucy saga. A tale of expectation vs. reality, of too much of a good thing. To the staff, I say this: the art of the "light" drizzle is a skill worth mastering. To future patrons, tread lightly on the Sweet Chili Sauce, lest you find yourself on a similar voyage of discovery and paper towel consumption.
Service
Delivery
Meal type
Dinner
Price per person
$30–50
Food: 3
Service: 3
Atmosphere: 3
I've only ordered delivery. But each time the food was delicious and piping hot when it was delivered to my door.
Service
Delivery
Meal type
Dinner
Price per person
$1–10
Food: 5
Service: 5
Atmosphere: 4
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